nixischan:

+++Filmplakat zu ‘X-Buben: Mutantenstadl' (2015) veröffentlicht+++

nixischan:

+++Filmplakat zu ‘X-Buben: Mutantenstadl' (2015) veröffentlicht+++

I’ll be in Rome till Friday, so don’t expect any updates from me

piertotum-locomottor:

pizzarooni:

deanlovecastiel:

frigerator:

frigerator:

MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”

a colorblind person just messaged me asking what this says i’ve been laughing at the colorblind all day

I can’t see shit what does it say

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when younger i was colorblind, and that shit’s not funi couldn’t see red, green and blue.

I have trouble reading this when I don’t concentrate hard on it, and this shit is funny as fuck :D

piertotum-locomottor:

pizzarooni:

deanlovecastiel:

frigerator:

frigerator:

MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”

a colorblind person just messaged me asking what this says i’ve been laughing at the colorblind all day

I can’t see shit what does it say

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when younger i was colorblind, and that shit’s not fun
i couldn’t see red, green and blue.

I have trouble reading this when I don’t concentrate hard on it, and this shit is funny as fuck :D

(via tarragonable)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

(via predical)

glasmond:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

SOMEONE GIVE HER AN OSCAR

(Source: aellagirl)

cardart:

Art by: Mitsuhiro Arita (1997)the rocket cards were so good

cardart:

Art by: Mitsuhiro Arita (1997)
the rocket cards were so good

(via pokemon-global-academy)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via xblacksmilex)

Anonymous Asked:
do you think fangirling real life celebreties is embarassing? and what do you think about real person fanfictions?

I don’t really quite get it, to be honest, but hey, whatever floats your Toad.
Seriously, real person fanfics don’t disturb me in the slightest. If you don’t wanna read fanfics about yourself, don’t search for them.
As long as you don’t try to reenact some of these fanfics or stalk the people involved, you are all fine by me.
As long it’s just a fantasy, I won’t say anything. We can’t stop what’s going on inside your head mate.
On another note, this is why I also think that banning loli and shota hentai is kinda dumb. I don’t really support it, but it’s just fucking drawings. As long as nobody does the real thing, it ain’t hurting anybody.
And please don’t say it encourages rape culture and pedophilia.
As for rape culture: Whoever rapes someone jsut because they saw it in a porn flick has some serious mental problems and would have developed these kinda urges themselves anyways, given the time.

Same goes for pedophilia. Pedophilia is not some kind “monstrous perversion sent from hell”, no, it’s a mental health problem that should DEFINETLY be dealt with by a professional psychiatrist. Pedophilia is not caused by looking at child porn in any way. Please don’t ever think that.

Yeah, I got a little overboard there, but I hope you get what I am trying to say. For all I care, you can do whatever you want as long as it doens’t affect anybody else in a negative way.
Have fun on the internets <3

madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

“Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 
And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.
This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.
So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.

madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”

Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 

And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.

This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.

So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.

(via tarragonable)